Newspad has been around and around and around the block again. We're getting better at it and we might even think we know what we're doing. Thanks to the Apache Foundation for all their great software otherwise this service would only be available at the "One Billion Dollars" upgrade level.
The history of Newspad is steeped in mythology. It is said that the search engine was created in 1845 in Ferndale, Washington. now Ferntucky, Washington, when tavern and stable owner Jethro Reynolds was given a commission from the Emperor of China to "extend the work and influence of the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus."
You might be very intersted in E Clampus Vitus, too.